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This is reality as I know it. I need to get out of Iowa.

I'm a licensed massage therapist.

I also work 3rd shift at a hotel on the weekends.

I use my cell phone 98 percent of the time to text. If you would like to text me, IM me. Its below.

I spend way too much time online.

Also: I'm a geek.

Email -- Rahulabon (at) Hotmail (dot) com

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Nov
6th
Fri
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You down with OPP?!

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nevermindthebolex:

idontgetrunnershigh:

Zeke the Plumber…. Zeke the Plumber…. Zeke the Plumber

Golden Age of Nickelodeon reblog

Also: A great idea for a halloween costume.

nevermindthebolex:

idontgetrunnershigh:

Zeke the Plumber…. Zeke the Plumber…. Zeke the Plumber

Golden Age of Nickelodeon reblog

Also: A great idea for a halloween costume.

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So,

I’m pretty sure I have more massage clients today than I had on the paycheck that I got today. This business is so dumb sometimes

Nov
5th
Thu
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hintonian19:

Romtimus Prime!

Hey, tell your daughter/my niece/my godchild to stop screaming at 9 am outside my door just because she knows I’m in here.

Also: tell her I love her!

hintonian19:

Romtimus Prime!

Hey, tell your daughter/my niece/my godchild to stop screaming at 9 am outside my door just because she knows I’m in here.

Also: tell her I love her!

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cassielynn:

i feel for this guy. except i didnt get it quite as nicely as this guy did.

thank you gnarls barkley. you get it.

Quite the video

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Which is also on my rib cage
:D

Edit: Excuse the nipple.

Which is also on my rib cage

:D

Edit: Excuse the nipple.

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By the way, this is what my pumpkin was supposed to look like.

By the way, this is what my pumpkin was supposed to look like.

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Water, water, every where,
And all the boards did shrink ;
Water, water, every where,
Nor any drop to drink.

The very deep did rot : O Christ !
That ever this should be !
Yea, slimy things did crawl with legs
Upon the slimy sea.

About, about, in reel and rout
The death-fires danced at night ;
The water, like a witch’s oils,
Burnt green, and blue and white.

— The Rhyme of the Ancient Mariner