December 2009
Also:
The lady in the car behind me is brushing her teeth.
what the hell is this bright thing in the sky...
Ohai sun, forgot you existed. Glad to see you.
Warm it up Kris
Body feels like it got hit by a truck.
3 massages down, 2 to go.
Methinks:
I need to purchase a suit soon.
I’ve got boats n hoes stuck in my head.
Any of you chicagoians(?) wanna get this for me? →
Why are foosball tables so expensive :(
Don’t you hate it when you run out of everything to do that you possibly can think of while you’re on the internet and you just end up opening the same links every 2 seconds and when you finally do you realize you just opened it 4 seconds ago?
The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but
shorter...
– George Carlin
Life is “Oh my God, if I tell him, he’ll tell her, and then she will...
– Jukebox the Ghost - Hold it in
Wish I had this cd so I could actually post some songs of theirs
Cooking.
Me: Is this gravy...?
Ann: Yea.
pause 1 minute
Emmy: Kim what kind of gravy is this?
Kim(mom): Ham.
Everyone looks at each other: Laughter.
You’ll shoot your eye out kid.